Now that I am famous, I have a few demands:
1. Sound/child/dog-proof bathroom doors.
2. An uninterrupted hour-long nap each afternoon.
3. A bottomless bowl of Hershey's Truffle kisses, unwrapped and de-flagged.
4. Bed-side refrigerator stocked with ice, chilled glasses and an endless supply of sweet tea.
5. Lighting that automatically adjusts to flatter the pale complexions of the fragile housewife.
6. Self-loading dishwasher.
7. Laundry wrangler.
8. Shoe alphabetizer.
9. Box Top clipper.
10. World peace.
9 comments:
LOL, you are so funny sometimes. Watch out for Box Tops!
Just a little bit selfish there don't ya think? Did you even think of those of us in need of a lifetime supply a Guinness?
Some people... ;)
She's alive! Amazing... :) very cool article, btw. :) How exactly do you alphabetize shoes? :)
By heel-height, color and then brand. Duh?
:p
11. Lifetime supply of Guinness for COD (sent COD, of course...).
Howzat?
Some of us need plane tickets to visit our famous Mississippi friends. Can fly out of Richmond VA or Raleigh NC; your choice.
Come organize my closets, please!!!
You forgot beds that make themselves, laundry that does itself, meals that cook themselves and rooms that clean themselves.
OK, I better go do the laundry now as it doesn't look as it's going to do itself. Nice to know you are still kicking.
Welcome to the world of homeschool activism!
Loved the article!
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